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My friend is telling everyone at school I am a hardcore lesbian, what should I do? I mean I am bisexual and since she was my friend I thought I could trust her, and she is telling all these preppy girls at school, and they are saying rude comments, and hating me because of it, she also is telling them I am trying to make a move on her, this really hurts, shouldn't they mind their own business? what should I do? | First, she's not your friend.
Second, there's no reason to be ashamed of your sexuality. If someone is rude enough to ask, just laugh and say, "No, I'm Bi."
If someone asks if you're making a move on Ms. Talks-too-much, just say "No way! She's not my type!"
See? It's that easy.
There may be an LGBT group at your school, look into it. Those groups are VERY supportive. If there's not one yet, look into starting one! | Is it wierd to NOT be turned on by the hardcore lesbian porn? cause i watched some and it had butts and genitals and i just freaked out and didnt like it...i like just girls making out and breasts and in sexy underwear
is that wierd? anyone else like that too? where can you get that "soft" porn?
also question..can you delete the history of things you typed into google? how? | There are a lot of people who are not turned on by hardcore porn. It may seem too forced, or too much of a violation. This is especially true of women.
For the history question... which browser are you using? Internet Explorer?
If you are using IE:
From the top of the browser window, go to Tools > Internet Options
In the General Tab, under Browsing history, click Delete, then click Delete Forms (or click Delete All to delete everything to be on the safe side). | Poll: hardcore lesbian kittens....? Hahaha i went on MLIA and one topic was on mystery google, i didnt know what that was. So i went on mystery google, typed in justin bieber rocks, and got hardcore lesbian kittens....my life is awesome lmaooo. (:
Have you ever had a weird search on mystery google? | | Yes..I got a different result: Turnip headed peacocks. | I need hardcore lesbian jokes.? i have got to find some hardcore lesbian jokes. You could say its a given "homework assignment". Do not give me little stupid links to websites because i've been to them all. Just tell me the jokes, please :] I have heard almost every lesbian joke so i really hope you all can give me some good ones. | Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
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Q: Do you know what drag is?
A: It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
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Q: What do you call lesbian twins?
A: Lick-a-likes.
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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Q: What's the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience.
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A lesbian walks into a sex toy store and asks where the vibrators are.
"Come this way," the cute woman behind the counter says, gesturing with her finger.
"If I could come that way, I wouldn't need the vibrator, would I?" the woman responds.
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A woman walks into her doctor’s office and says "Doctor, I have this terrible rash." She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ’M’ shaped rash.
The doctor replies, "Now that is the strangest rash I’ve ever seen."
The woman explains, "Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love."
The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.
The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. "How did you get that?" the doctor asks.
"My boyfriend goes to MIT and he refuses to take his letter sweater off when we make love," she says.
The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.
The third day another young woman comes into the doctor’s office and she too has a big rash in the shape of an ’M’ on her chest.
"Let me guess," the doctor says. "Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?"
"No," the patient replies, "My girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
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Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading her mom's thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother which read:
"Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mum"
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A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.
Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon.
Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean, lesbian?"
"Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean lick women down below?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to stammer an embarrassed affirmative.
With that, her mother turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly under her nose, snapped:
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
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A woman goes to the gynecologist,and upon examination, the doctor says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep yourself so hygenic?"
The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."
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Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off, one drive goes to the right, and one drive goes to the left.
One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.
Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag, looks at her, and says:
"I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."
The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.
Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?"
"It's over here in the pussy willows."
She screams back, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"
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Q: What do you call lesbian dinosaurs?
A: The lickalotopuss and the clitolickumus.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles?
A: Militia Etheridge.
Q: What you do call a room full of 50 politicians and 50 lesbians?
A: 100 people who don't do dick!
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change it, two to organise the potluck, one to write a folk song about the empowering experience and one to set up the support group.
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breathe out of the top of their heads!
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Q: Why do gay men like to have lesbian friends?
A: Someone has to mow the lawn.
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Q: What kind of humour do lesbians like?
A: Tongue in cheek.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
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Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick.
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Q: What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?
A: A country.
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Q. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A. Instead of KY she insists on using WD40.
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Q. What does a lesbian bring on her first date?
A. A removal van with all of her stuff in it.
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Q. What does a gay guy bring on his second date?
A. What second date?
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Q. What's the new politically correct name for a lesbian?
A. A vagitarian.
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Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?
A. A block of flaps.
______________________________________… | Do men think that most hardcore feminists are lesbians? i think it's true they can afford to not agree with whatever they don't feel like agreeing with without any consequences (like their boyfriend getting angry) which means that their opinions should be even more valid since they don't have any alterior motives like trying to make a man like them by agreeing with something. so the fact that you use the "all hardcore feminists are just lesbian" excuse is actually working against you. | | No | Need some good hardcore lesbian sex? i feel deeply to have sex with a girl but a can't get someone to do it with what do u think i should do and i am very horny i really need to suck something on a woman and i don't want to masturbate tell me what i should do please | | Take a cold shower until the feeling passes. | Why is "lesbian" used as an insult here on GWS? Seriously, what is so bad about being a lesbian?
I know this will simply reinforce some people's belief that I'm a hardcore lesbian, but I simply do not see the problem with it. | Here is my take...
Theoretical: A hardcore lesbian is a man-hating woman. She has gone lesbian because she hates men.
So, lesbian = man hater
In reality, a lesbian could just be a woman who sexually prefers women though she doesn't hate men. | Otep is an amazing lesbian but is there any guys who would do her? Okay, so it is common knowledge that Otep Shamaya is a lesbian. Her song Sweet Tooth talks about her and another girl. (Hot by the way) But my question is would any guys want to seduce and have a night with this hardcore metal dream? | | OK huh?!!!!! | What are some interesting movies with lesbians in it? like movies similar to better than chocolate and kissing jessica stein.
What are some intersting movies similar to that?
i have a bunch of lesbian and bi friends and they all want to watch a movie that has a lot of hardcore lesbian action in it that can be found on some movie website like movie.links.net or something.
please give me titles of some? | No! Not lost and delirious! I like it, but it is depressing. Not good if you are looking for "action". It is more like a slow beautiful melancholy.
May I very strongly suggest BOUND. It is from the same people who made the Matrix and V for Vendetta(Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski). Lesbians, thievery, and the mob. What more could you want? With Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon(who you see pretty much all of naked), and Joe Pantoliano.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0115736/
"But I am a cheerleader" does not have explicit sexual action, but it is very funny and has lots of gays.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0179116/ |
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