Anyone need a big black mama to weep their eyes out on with a hug? Best sob story gets mama's sympathy but you have to be taken some action for yourself. |
| go back into the hot kitchen and fix me some cornbread and fried chicken!!! Now@!! |
Poll: Best big black mama/white twink naughty film you're ever seen? How old are Tobey Maguire and Arethra Franklin? |
Tobias Vincent "Tobey" Maguire (born June 27, 1975)
Aretha Louise Franklin (born March 25, 1942) |
So, in class today, we saw this video of a black mamba...I need the video!? So, like I said, earlier today, Mrs. Strahm said we'd be seeing the world's biggest black mama so they were going up a snake's tail, and suddenly it jumped at the screen screaming or hissing which scared the crap out of our class. Have you ever seen it? If you have, could you tell me where it is. I've searched on google and I haven't found it yet. |
| that wasnt a black mamba it was a anaconda i got it in an email and it scared me crapless anacondas are the heaviest and largest snake in the world reticulated pythons are the longest |
Big Mama's Soul Food is one of the best ways for women to gain a Phat A$$? Agree or Disagree.? We all know that there are three ways for women to gain a Phat Azz and this it TRUE.
1) Eat some southern Black Big Mama soul food.
2) If your mama has it then you will get it.
3) My FAVORITE: Letting a southern black dude hit it. Because we know how to hit it STRONG.
So all you white, asian women take these TRUEFUL advise and you will gain a Phat A$$ without Dr.90210 helping you.. Latinos this is not for y'all because y'all got phatty's on ya too. |
lol... hey now, that is not necessarily true.... I have a Phat A$$ and I don't qualify for any of the three...cute, though
oh and to the girl above me... he said Phat not Fat |
What does your god's voice sound like when it talks to you? Is it gravelly, or lilting, or what? Low down like Barry White, or is it a nice big-attitude black mama, or maybe almost like your mother's voice?
Personally i think god would sound like Urkle, or a seriously nerdy, shy white boy. |
| sounds a lot like my subconscious...oh, wait...it is my subconscious, silly me |
Which movie was this one? White rich guy in trouble saved by black cleaner woman and then they marry? It was a very old movie, maybe black and white? He was at the head of a large company. He gets framed by some partners and even his white wife dumps him etc. But this cleaner woman ( a real mama, big, black, shorter hair, the opposite of the hollywood type) finds some docs in the trash that save him. They get together even though she's poor with guys.
Made me realize I could be attracted to a completely different type of woman from the ones usually portrayed as hot. Beautiful movie. But I was a guy, cannot recall what it was.
Any help? thanks |
| Maid in Manhattan. Watched it on HBO a while back. |
How do you take care of 1 day old baby black mollies? PLEASE HELP ASAP! i want them to survive!? my black molly (big mama) gave birth to 50 babies after 9 weeks thanx to everyones help! thanx! ok she had 50 babies! how do i take care of them? i have them in two small bowls (i know i need to move them it is way to small) and the water will not stay warm! i cant get another aquarium or a heater! how do i take care of them without a heater or a big tank? what do i put them in? how do i keep them warm?how do i take care of them!????????? PLEASE HELP ASAP i want to save them all! please help! PS they are very energetic they were born around 6-10 yesterday night, and im feeding them crushed up (powder) tropical fish food flakes! is that ok? please help! oh and is it ok if i move them to clean the bowls and put new warm water in it will they be ok? |
Get a breeder net at like a Walmart, put it in the tank and no one will get at them.
Feed them 5-6 times a day and expect some to die, since it's a natural thing.
I had baby mollies too, but only one is alive now. |
This is to all the white guys out there. no offence intended? y is it all the white guys who like black women like them tall and skinny. And not the big black mamas |
Ummm, I am thinking you are just being observant of those guys who are actually seeing only the "tall and skinny" black women. I look around and see many a white guy with "big black mamas" and they appear to me to be having a great relationship.
There are many men who look for the great personality of a woman and the special qualities of her "weight". Qualities such as, there is really something to grab hold of and cuddle with, compared to skinny, boney, shallow woman.............etc.
I think you just have to have confidence that there are plenty of guys out there that is waiting to meet you, they just haven't come around as yet, or you just haven't picked up on their vibes because you are self conscious about yourself and sending off wrong signals, like stay away, instead of come on in!
Also remember, in most cases, these are the guys, the ones who look for and date only those tall, slender gals, that will be the first to back out of a relationship when and if the gal, shows signs of aging, puts on weight and so forth. These guys are looking for love on the surface, not for within.
Hang in there, look around and look for the opposite of what you have described, I think you'll see that you are not looking in the right places.......... |
White people, how many times a day do you think Black Americans think about slavery? Do you think we sit around the fireplace every night while big mama tells us ol' fugitive slave stories.. |
mmmm I haven't thought about slavery in a loooong time, until now
I dont know about whites but I dont think about slavery much, until it is brought up |